I Like That This Is Called Ziglits
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Major human pastimes:
- frying dough
- classifying things and then arguing about the classifications
(via birdsintheory)
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cat: I will just hang out on your lap now
me: yay
cat: I have brought ten knives(via birdsintheory)
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making an enthusiastic, sincere jack-off motion with my hand to indicate that i agree with the present course of action and think you have thought it out well
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Having anotheg ‘gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this’ morning
dasfsffadfjdag I meant girl but gork works better
I didn’t even question it I was nodding along like I’m literally right there with you gork
(via simontov)
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we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years
(via birdsintheory)
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there is so much love in friendship, people forget that
“How do you learn to share intimacy without falling in love? We would propose that we do love our friends, whether or not we have sex with them: these individuals are our family, often more permanent in our lives than marriages. With practice, we can develop an intimacy based on warmth and mutual respect, much freer than desperation, neediness, or the blind insanity of falling in love—that’s why the relationships between “friends with benefits” are so immensely valuable. When we acknowledge the love and respect and appreciation that we share with lovers we would never marry, sexual friendships can become not only possible but preferred. So while you’re worrying that your sexual desire could cost you your best friend, the more experienced slut could be wondering why you are the only friend they’ve never fucked.”
- The Ethical Slut, Dossie Easton & Janet Hardy
(via tchaikovsgay)
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